Getting My Swag Back

Ask.ArchiveAbout.My Face.

eatmynips:

I made my French teacher twerk to booty beat down ok I feel really accomplished.

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ilovegothgirls:

Jade Vixen (x-post from r/bustier)
n0thingeverything:

analghost:

This post is technically accurate

AHAHHAHAHAHA OMG XDDDDDDDDDD

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

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I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

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spannie:

My legs :)
pokec0re:

omfg